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Why would somebody maintain this vermin in their domicile?
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We have a shed that we call the "chinchilla house," because someone who once lived on the property raised chinchillas there. And I quote Jay-Z, "My texture is the best fur, Chinchilla."
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Who would maintain you in their place of living, Banzai?
--Lauren |
Why Mrs. Banzai OF COURSE!
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Mmmmmm.... sex toys......
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Do you have personal issues with chinchillas, people that keep chinchillas or what, Banzai? I told him what you said about him and he's angry, he says he wants to scratch out your eyes and make a shishkabob out of you. He's sharpening his claws now.
--Lauren |
Do I have to break out the pictures of the crematorium in order to nake the rodent understand his place in life?
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Did you wake up with an emu up your ass this morning Banzai? You sound just as disgruntled as I am.
--Lauren |
I think chinchillas Taste Good https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png
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I always wanted a chinchilla rug, made from hundreds of skinned chinchillas whos pelts have been sewn together.
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Speaking of "rats" being sex toys. There was a news caster, here in the city i'm from (and currently live) who had a "breaking story" of his own. A pvc pipe broke his sphincter, and somehow, a gerbil ran up his ass. The poor little fella had a string tied to one of it's legs. This was to aid in the retrieval of his corpse, after he suffocated, and stopped squirming around. The string broke, and the gay, uh, i mean guy, got freaked out and went to the hospital. Needless to say, it was plastered on the local news almost immediately. Doctor-patient privilage? Poor gerbil!
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Originally Posted by 3rdfbproject' date='Jan 14 2005, 07:31 PM
Speaking of "rats" being sex toys. There was a news caster, here in the city i'm from (and currently live) who had a "breaking story" of his own. A pvc pipe broke his sphincter, and somehow, a gerbil ran up his ass. The poor little fella had a string tied to one of it's legs. This was to aid in the retrieval of his corpse, after he suffocated, and stopped squirming around. The string broke, and the gay, uh, i mean guy, got freaked out and went to the hospital. Needless to say, it was plastered on the local news almost immediately. Doctor-patient privilage? Poor gerbil!
Sorry Dude! URBAN LEGEND!!!!! http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.htm |
Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Jan 14 2005, 07:39 PM
No, i'm serious!!!! This happened about 10-12yrs ago. Thw dude's name is Charlie Britt. Channell 12 news, augusta Ga. |
The Charlie Britt Story is just that..,. A story. I know I live here also
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Next you'll be saying Austin Rhodes told you
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Re: Silly Rat: Sexual Toy Or Pet?
Originally Posted by 3rdfbproject
(Post 561923)
Speaking of "rats" being sex toys. There was a news caster, here in the city i'm from (and currently live) who had a "breaking story" of his own. A pvc pipe broke his sphincter, and somehow, a gerbil ran up his ass. The poor little fella had a string tied to one of it's legs. This was to aid in the retrieval of his corpse, after he suffocated, and stopped squirming around. The string broke, and the gay, uh, i mean guy, got freaked out and went to the hospital. Needless to say, it was plastered on the local news almost immediately. Doctor-patient privilage? Poor gerbil!
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