View Poll Results: Would you like to own a primate?
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Primates!
#12
You diaper them until you teach them to use the *******, depends on the species too, some are dumb, some are like dogs, but chimps and arrangotangs (way off on spelling) are smart, you can teach them sign language and **** if you have the patience.
#13
Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Aug 1 2003, 04:45 PM
They can easily be trained to use the ******* dude.
n/m, sloooow
#15
I'd have a silver back gorilla and I would name him chaps. I think it would be fun to wrestle with something that could snap you like a twig. And imagine the look on the burgler's face when he jumps the fence only to land in the same yard with a beast 3X his size!
#18
Originally Posted by Streetrally' date='Aug 1 2003, 01:49 PM
I'd have a silver back gorilla and I would name him chaps. I think it would be fun to wrestle with something that could snap you like a twig. And imagine the look on the burgler's face when he jumps the fence only to land in the same yard with a beast 3X his size!
#19
everytime he does somethin wrong club him in the back of the head with a bat.. That'll teach him... I have always wanted a lil monkey, like the one in Ace Ventura Pet Detective.. but I hear they carry lots of diseases.. A big chimp would be nice, but not in the city.. may in a rural area.. If not I will just buy a Cajun Midget..
#20
Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Aug 1 2003, 12:51 PM
HA HA that would be the ****. You could teach him how to drive short distances, or maybe get one of those cars like the drivers ed teachers use and everyone would think he could drive.