They can easily be trained to use the ******* dude.

 

You diaper them until you teach them to use the *******, depends on the species too, some are dumb, some are like dogs, but chimps and arrangotangs (way off on spelling) are smart, you can teach them sign language and **** if you have the patience.

 

then why do they always have diapers on? are young ones harder to train or something?



n/m, sloooow

 

who has the patience for that? I can't even stand to teach myself how to wipe, let alone some other mammal.



No, I don't have kids (the state won't let me procreate).

 

I'd have a silver back gorilla and I would name him chaps. I think it would be fun to wrestle with something that could snap you like a twig. And imagine the look on the burgler's face when he jumps the fence only to land in the same yard with a beast 3X his size!

 

Like I say it really depends on the species, you don't want to buy some stupid monkey you'll have him shitting in his hand and throwing it at you when he gets pissed.

 

if only....

 

HA HA that would be the ****. You could teach him how to drive short distances, or maybe get one of those cars like the drivers ed teachers use and everyone would think he could drive.

 

everytime he does somethin wrong club him in the back of the head with a bat.. That'll teach him... I have always wanted a lil monkey, like the one in Ace Ventura Pet Detective.. but I hear they carry lots of diseases.. A big chimp would be nice, but not in the city.. may in a rural area.. If not I will just buy a Cajun Midget..

 

LOL. I would let him drive my FC while I sit in my back seats. This way he would be my chaufer (sp? The person that drives you around). That way he would have to wear a little hat and a big black coat. LOL imagining that makes me laugh alone. This big *** ape stuffed into an FC.