Well would you? I would, a chimp, I'd name him Chip and I would take him places, teach him to smoke cigars (the cheap stuff) and some sign language, i would teach him to pour beer and I would take him to visit hookers for his birthday.
I would let him throw **** at people I don't like and I would teach him to box up Nopistons stuff so my mailing experience would go faster. I might even tech him to answer the phone. |
fish are better because you never have to give them baths
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I dunno, the phrase "Like stink on a monkey" had to come from somewhere. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif
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You can teach him to take a shower.
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i already do, its called an rx-7, and it's definitely a beast https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/devil.gif
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I voted no. I don't like smart pets, they use their intelligence to do whatever you don't want them to do. Our dogs work together to open doors and gates and stuff, it gets annoying.
The smarter the pet, the more the trouble they get into. For example, look at kids. They get into lots of trouble! |
You could teach him to wash your car and wax.
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unless I get a potty trained primate, I'd rather have a fish.
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SOYLENT GREEN!!!
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Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Aug 1 2003, 04:44 PM
unless I get a potty trained primate, I'd rather have a fish.
and fish are yummy! |
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