looks like ur standing next to a midget lol
heres me at bonnaroo in the mushroom fountain..

 

Um, don't take this the wrong way but is that a midget standing next to you or are you just huge?

 

Im 6'3. In that picture 235 approx.

My buddy is maybe 140, i generally tease him and say hes at least 105 lbs. lol He did try and tell me once he was 200 lbs. LMAO

But he is a few feet away from me.

 

I tried to find the worst possible pic of myself (clothed, anyway). Enjoy.



I normally have a full beard. That rape-'stache lasted just long enough to take a few pics and have some laughs before it got shaved off.

 

ur not even bald lol

 

I could totally kick your asz

 

Give it time.

When I made the account, all my tires were bald.

 

excellent!

 

Me in my car in need of a hair cut lol.

 

my crazy *** is on the left. this was night was fun. copious amounts of alcohol is all thats needed for instant jackass.