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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ

so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I

have never figured out why men think with their head and women with

their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't

feel like it, I just want you to hold me."



I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to

hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman

enough for

me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for

who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I rolled over and

went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to

spend time

with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,

big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried

on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which

one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes

to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each

outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a

pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She

must have

thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was

testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even

know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,

"That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from

all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is

all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself

when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just

went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then

said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're

just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me

to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,

"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy

you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch

knows I'm smarter than she is.

NotalesS

ROLF ROLF!!



DUDE that was awesome move!!! Major props to you!