Big article in the paper about the Pope, being as he so damm old

and sick, it had me thinking:



If you died at the same time as the Pope, and he was standing behind you waiting

to get into heaven, would you let him cut you?



Or do you think he would be on the VIP line?

 

He is a VIP,



Im sure god would let him up in the hizzle.

 

but what if there is no VIP line?



I wouldnt let him cut me, **** it, im dead, he is dead, we are both

in line to get into heaven, he can wait like the rest of us.

 

I'd assume that if there's a heaven, it's been around long enough where the process is streamlined and there is no line. I mean, if it's run by "God", it can't be as bad as the DMV.

 

but god made the DMV as well

 

Um, no. Saying that God made the DMV goes against all of the preachings of "free will", doesn't it?



If you make babies, and one of them pukes on the floor, did you puke on the floor, or just make it possible for that puke to get there?

 

 

 

I wouldn't let the pope cut in line anyway; hes too damn old and slow. Probably smells like urine too. (No offence to anyone that smells like urine.)

 

so you think there are no lines in heaven?



How do they know how many people will die that minute?

It has to take a few minutes to register for heaven, to make sure

your in the right place and what not. Then Im sure they just dont let

everyone roam heaven, I bet there is a guided tour and then they give you a uniform and what not.



No way they can streamline this so its instant, there has to be a line.



So with all that in mind, would you let the old polish bastard cut you in line or not?