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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Oct 13 2003, 04:02 PM
[quote name='UniqueTII' date='Oct 13 2003, 04:57 PM'] Rob, you're going to hell for doubting God. That's how it works.
Is this the unstoppable object vs. the immovable force?
Could God kill so many people at once that the "tellers" in heaven couldn't keep up?
Is this the unstoppable object vs. the immovable force?
Isnt it "free will" when you die?
By your example of the baby, if I give life to a child, then am I also the one
responsible for its death? [/quote]
That's the worst inference ever. According to Christianity, or at least Christians, God chooses when you die. The fact that you stand in line at the DMV is based on the incompetence of the tellers and the fact that you decided Friday at 3 would be a good time to go.
No, it's not "free will" when you die, it's "your time". Well, this isn't my opinion, but it's the opinion I've gathered from religous people.
Again with the baby example, you completely missed my point. I was saying that by creating the baby, you're not responsible for its actions, and therefore God isn't responsible for man creating the DMV, and certainly didn't create it "himself".
Wow, 3 missed points out of 3. You deserve to wait in line, so let the pope cut.
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3 missed points?
Regardless of god choosing when you die, someone has to process you
up there in heaven.
Thanks for ruining my joke Ed, your a great guy! Remind me not to invite you to my magic show where you would yell out how each trick was being done!
Regardless of god choosing when you die, someone has to process you
up there in heaven.
Thanks for ruining my joke Ed, your a great guy! Remind me not to invite you to my magic show where you would yell out how each trick was being done!
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I'm sure your magic tricks are much too sly for me, Rob...lol.
I still don't think that you have to be processed in heaven. They know who you are and when you're going to get there, and they can just promote some angels if they're understaffed that day. And why would they be understaffed? Nobody's going to get sick or hurt?
Oh, and it's "you're a great guy". I'll just ruin everything while I'm at it.
So if the pope falls in the woods....
I still don't think that you have to be processed in heaven. They know who you are and when you're going to get there, and they can just promote some angels if they're understaffed that day. And why would they be understaffed? Nobody's going to get sick or hurt?
Oh, and it's "you're a great guy". I'll just ruin everything while I'm at it.
So if the pope falls in the woods....
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Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Oct 13 2003, 01:28 PM
I'm sure your magic tricks are much too sly for me, Rob...lol.
I still don't think that you have to be processed in heaven. They know who you are and when you're going to get there, and they can just promote some angels if they're understaffed that day. And why would they be understaffed? Nobody's going to get sick or hurt?
Oh, and it's "you're a great guy". I'll just ruin everything while I'm at it.
So if the pope falls in the woods....
I still don't think that you have to be processed in heaven. They know who you are and when you're going to get there, and they can just promote some angels if they're understaffed that day. And why would they be understaffed? Nobody's going to get sick or hurt?
Oh, and it's "you're a great guy". I'll just ruin everything while I'm at it.
So if the pope falls in the woods....
mike
