id let him cut me and hope he invites me to his heavenly crib. just think all those years of abstenence on earth god must make the pope like a mega hugh hef pimp mansion in heaven with like hot naked angels and stuff all over. pope would put me on his eternal guest list.

 

:::Off to hell where there are no lines:::

 

Rob, you're going to hell for doubting God. That's how it works.





Is this the unstoppable object vs. the immovable force? Could God kill so many people at once that the "tellers" in heaven couldn't keep up?

 

by your theory, if god kills people, then god makes them stand in line at the DMV



Isnt it "free will" when you die?

By your example of the baby, if I give life to a child, then am I also the one

responsible for its death?

 

ah but lines were invented by the english, they line up for everything, most of he rest of europe doesnt line, they all just step right up to the counter



mike

 

that would be nice if heaven was in europe, im sure there are lines for

something in europe, there cant always be a free counter.



You would need a shitload of counters and a shitload of tellers in heaven for there to be no line.

 

maybe you grab a number?



see you would think god would say, oh robs cool he let the pope cut in line, but then that breaks a rule, so maybe thats bad, but if the pope accepts then the pope goes to hell too, or hell maybe god doesnt like the pope, and since you helped the pope he doesnt like you now? of course god knows all this and you know that he knows, and you know that he knows that you know that he knows you know, you know

 

I think god would say I was a kiss *** and give me a bad

house in heaven.



I bet the pope would go around trying to get a lower number from

someone "come on, let me have your number, im the pope for christs sake!"



and then god could do nothing about it "what can I do? he WAS the pope"

 

There is no spoon.

 

there is no line