mmm cowboy joke
12-08-2005, 01:43 PM
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A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Hidalgo, Texas.
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't ‘gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't ‘gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
12-08-2005, 05:03 PM
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Cowboy walks in a saloon walks up o the bar and says "Its so ******* hot out there I can lick the sweat off a cows *****!"
From a dark corner a yelpy voice croons,"Moo Moo big boy"
"Any inferences to board members is highly speculative"
From a dark corner a yelpy voice croons,"Moo Moo big boy"
"Any inferences to board members is highly speculative"
12-08-2005, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by l8t apex' post='784874' date='Dec 8 2005, 03:03 PM
Cowboy walks in a saloon walks up o the bar and says "Its so ******* hot out there I can lick the sweat off a cows *****!"
From a dark corner a SINFUL7 croons,"Moo Moo big boy"
"Any inferences to board members is highly speculative"
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