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Old Dec 1, 2005 | 07:01 PM
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This morning I discovered that I to indeed have a *****. Any input on fun and exciting this to do with said *****. Thank you
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 07:05 PM
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stir yer coffee with it
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 07:07 PM
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bang it against the wall
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='782961' date='Dec 1 2005, 08:05 PM

stir yer coffee with it


ouch,.

kevin.
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 07:41 PM
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Look at hot women and it will get longer and become stricken with rigor mortous.
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 10:37 PM
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Touch it too much and you'll grow hair on your palms and you'll go blind.
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Il RX8 lI' post='783035' date='Dec 1 2005, 11:37 PM

Touch it too much and you'll grow hair on your palms and you'll go blind.


prove it.



put a hole in the wall, and stick your said ***** through it. but don't do it at rest stops, gas stations, or restaurants.
Old Dec 2, 2005 | 06:06 AM
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Invite all your sexy cheerleader friends over for a slumber party.
Old Dec 2, 2005 | 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by teknics' post='782972' date='Dec 1 2005, 08:28 PM

My g/f's, cousin's boyfriend


In other words, you?



Old Dec 2, 2005 | 11:56 AM
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use a carrot peeler



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