This morning I discovered that I to indeed have a penis. Any input on fun and exciting this to do with said penis. Thank you

stir yer coffee with it

bang it against the wall

ouch,.

kevin.

Look at hot women and it will get longer and become stricken with rigor mortous.

Touch it too much and you'll grow hair on your palms and you'll go blind.

prove it. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png



put a hole in the wall, and stick your said penis through it. but don't do it at rest stops, gas stations, or restaurants.

Invite all your sexy cheerleader friends over for a slumber party.

In other words, you?



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use a carrot peeler