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This morning I discovered that I to indeed have a penis. Any input on fun and exciting this to do with said penis. Thank you
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stir yer coffee with it
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bang it against the wall
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='782961' date='Dec 1 2005, 08:05 PM
stir yer coffee with it ouch,. kevin. |
Look at hot women and it will get longer and become stricken with rigor mortous.
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Touch it too much and you'll grow hair on your palms and you'll go blind.
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Originally Posted by Il RX8 lI' post='783035' date='Dec 1 2005, 11:37 PM
Touch it too much and you'll grow hair on your palms and you'll go blind. prove it. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png put a hole in the wall, and stick your said penis through it. but don't do it at rest stops, gas stations, or restaurants. |
Invite all your sexy cheerleader friends over for a slumber party.
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Originally Posted by teknics' post='782972' date='Dec 1 2005, 08:28 PM
My g/f's, cousin's boyfriend In other words, you? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png |
use a carrot peeler
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Originally Posted by rowtareh' post='783048' date='Dec 1 2005, 11:51 PM
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LMFAO!!! nice man, really nice. so creative!
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Originally Posted by Il RX8 lI' post='783035' date='Dec 1 2005, 08:37 PM
Touch it too much and you'll grow hair on your palms and you'll go blind. you can stop when you just need glasses |
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I LOST MY PENIS !!!
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Where's Lee? If possible, pic should be Fiesta'd.
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my dad told me to be carful with it becouse it has a shelf life is this true?
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What kind of a cheerleader has a penis?
Mark |
Originally Posted by inanimate_object' post='784565' date='Dec 7 2005, 01:19 PM
What kind of a cheerleader has a penis? Mark well, just because some of us are different doesnt make her any less beutiful |
snake the drain with it...
pound loose floorboard nails back down with it... hit your girlfriend in the forehead with it... |
Originally Posted by inanimate_object' post='784565' date='Dec 7 2005, 01:19 PM
What kind of a cheerleader has a penis? Mark this kind I am a sexy bitch http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/403...e6102yi.th.jpg |
hide it in the dogs ass so no one finds it....
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Haha, I'm gonna have nightmares! All I can think of is the guy out of silence of the lambs - no offence BTW.
Mark |
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