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Originally Posted by i.didnt.do.it' date='Nov 17 2003, 05:45 PM
[quote name='Baldy' date='Nov 17 2003, 04:21 PM'] [quote name='Jims5543' date='Nov 17 2003, 05:14 PM'] LOL! That happened earlier. I let a real satisfying one go. The stench was almost unbearable even for me the maker of it.
My receptionist walked in moments later. There was this awkward look on her face. I knew she got a whiff but was trying not to react. LOL!!!
God! I have screwed off all day and have gotten almost nothing done. I am so unmotivated today.
** I found my problem*** I just took a giant dump and feel so much better now. I think my *** was firing off warning shots.
My receptionist walked in moments later. There was this awkward look on her face. I knew she got a whiff but was trying not to react. LOL!!!
God! I have screwed off all day and have gotten almost nothing done. I am so unmotivated today.
** I found my problem*** I just took a giant dump and feel so much better now. I think my *** was firing off warning shots.
LOL!!!
EDIT:I just ripped one as I hit the submit button...yay.. [/quote]
yeah, fatherly wisdom that I plan to pass on to my son
other fatherly wisdom:
"that wasn't me, it was the ******* behind me"
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Originally Posted by Srce' date='Nov 17 2003, 01:05 PM
[quote name='Jims5543' date='Nov 17 2003, 04:00 PM'] My farts stink something horrible. I cannot stand to be in the same room as one.
I wonder if I am getting sick....
I wonder if I am getting sick....
It is utterly incomprehensible to understand just about how well you fit in here in contrast to other newB's who came from The Communist Forum. [/quote]
ya jim, now you just need some shiny silver pants and you'll be set!!
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Nov 17 2003, 01:06 PM
don't you hate it when you think it's safe, you let one rip, and then someone immediately walks into your office/area? it's always best to make some excuse to leave right away.
I farted so much today my chair smelled toxic. I was gone for an hour on lunch and when I came back it smelled like a fresh fart. It's giving me a complex! I bought a lug in airfreshener to go behind me. I wonder if my car stinks like that? Come to think of it my girl makes funny faces sometimes when we hop in the Ponti or the seven. Maybe I defile everything my *** touches kinda like a Midas touch but different. MYdASS touch
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