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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Nov 17 2003, 04:00 PM
My farts stink something horrible. I cannot stand to be in the same room as one.
I wonder if I am getting sick....
I wonder if I am getting sick....
It is utterly incomprehensible to understand just about how well you fit in here in contrast to other newB's who came from The Communist Forum.
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From: Jensen Beach, FL / Sylva, NC
Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Nov 17 2003, 04:06 PM
don't you hate it when you think it's safe, you let one rip, and then someone immediately walks into your office/area? it's always best to make some excuse to leave right away.
My receptionist walked in moments later. There was this awkward look on her face. I knew she got a whiff but was trying not to react. LOL!!!
God! I have screwed off all day and have gotten almost nothing done. I am so unmotivated today.
** I found my problem*** I just took a giant dump and feel so much better now. I think my *** was firing off warning shots.
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From: Tallahassee, FL
Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Nov 17 2003, 05:14 PM
LOL! That happened earlier. I let a real satisfying one go. The stench was almost unbearable even for me the maker of it.
My receptionist walked in moments later. There was this awkward look on her face. I knew she got a whiff but was trying not to react. LOL!!!
God! I have screwed off all day and have gotten almost nothing done. I am so unmotivated today.
** I found my problem*** I just took a giant dump and feel so much better now. I think my *** was firing off warning shots.
My receptionist walked in moments later. There was this awkward look on her face. I knew she got a whiff but was trying not to react. LOL!!!
God! I have screwed off all day and have gotten almost nothing done. I am so unmotivated today.
** I found my problem*** I just took a giant dump and feel so much better now. I think my *** was firing off warning shots.
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From: Stuart, FL
Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Nov 17 2003, 04:21 PM
[quote name='Jims5543' date='Nov 17 2003, 05:14 PM'] LOL! That happened earlier. I let a real satisfying one go. The stench was almost unbearable even for me the maker of it.
My receptionist walked in moments later. There was this awkward look on her face. I knew she got a whiff but was trying not to react. LOL!!!
God! I have screwed off all day and have gotten almost nothing done. I am so unmotivated today.
** I found my problem*** I just took a giant dump and feel so much better now. I think my *** was firing off warning shots.
My receptionist walked in moments later. There was this awkward look on her face. I knew she got a whiff but was trying not to react. LOL!!!
God! I have screwed off all day and have gotten almost nothing done. I am so unmotivated today.
** I found my problem*** I just took a giant dump and feel so much better now. I think my *** was firing off warning shots.
LOL!!!
EDIT:I just ripped one as I hit the submit button...yay..
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From: Ames, IA
Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Nov 17 2003, 03:06 PM
don't you hate it when you think it's safe, you let one rip, and then someone immediately walks into your office/area? it's always best to make some excuse to leave right away.