My farts stink something horrible. I cannot stand to be in the same room as one.
I wonder if I am getting sick.... |
I just ripped one as I was reading your sentence. Cosmic!
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Whoa!! Thats like,... awesome dude!
I have to walk away from my keyboard for a few now and let this fallout clear.... |
Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Nov 17 2003, 04:00 PM
My farts stink something horrible. I cannot stand to be in the same room as one.
I wonder if I am getting sick.... It is utterly incomprehensible to understand just about how well you fit in here in contrast to other newB's who came from The Communist Forum. |
don't you hate it when you think it's safe, you let one rip, and then someone immediately walks into your office/area? it's always best to make some excuse to leave right away.
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lol, what did you eat?
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Nov 17 2003, 04:06 PM
don't you hate it when you think it's safe, you let one rip, and then someone immediately walks into your office/area? it's always best to make some excuse to leave right away.
My receptionist walked in moments later. There was this awkward look on her face. I knew she got a whiff but was trying not to react. LOL!!! God! I have screwed off all day and have gotten almost nothing done. I am so unmotivated today. ** I found my problem*** I just took a giant dump and feel so much better now. I think my ass was firing off warning shots. |
Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Nov 17 2003, 05:14 PM
LOL! That happened earlier. I let a real satisfying one go. The stench was almost unbearable even for me the maker of it.
My receptionist walked in moments later. There was this awkward look on her face. I knew she got a whiff but was trying not to react. LOL!!! God! I have screwed off all day and have gotten almost nothing done. I am so unmotivated today. ** I found my problem*** I just took a giant dump and feel so much better now. I think my ass was firing off warning shots. |
Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Nov 17 2003, 04:21 PM
[quote name='Jims5543' date='Nov 17 2003, 05:14 PM'] LOL! That happened earlier. I let a real satisfying one go. The stench was almost unbearable even for me the maker of it.
My receptionist walked in moments later. There was this awkward look on her face. I knew she got a whiff but was trying not to react. LOL!!! God! I have screwed off all day and have gotten almost nothing done. I am so unmotivated today. ** I found my problem*** I just took a giant dump and feel so much better now. I think my ass was firing off warning shots. LOL!!! EDIT:I just ripped one as I hit the submit button...yay.. |
Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Nov 17 2003, 03:06 PM
don't you hate it when you think it's safe, you let one rip, and then someone immediately walks into your office/area? it's always best to make some excuse to leave right away.
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