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Jims5543 11-17-2003 03:00 PM

My farts stink something horrible. I cannot stand to be in the same room as one.



I wonder if I am getting sick....

Jeff20B 11-17-2003 03:02 PM

I just ripped one as I was reading your sentence. Cosmic!

Jims5543 11-17-2003 03:04 PM

Whoa!! Thats like,... awesome dude!



I have to walk away from my keyboard for a few now and let this fallout clear....

Srce 11-17-2003 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Nov 17 2003, 04:00 PM
My farts stink something horrible. I cannot stand to be in the same room as one.



I wonder if I am getting sick....

Welcome to NoPistons Jim, may I add just this:



It is utterly incomprehensible to understand just about how well you fit in here in contrast to other newB's who came from The Communist Forum.

Baldy 11-17-2003 03:06 PM

don't you hate it when you think it's safe, you let one rip, and then someone immediately walks into your office/area? it's always best to make some excuse to leave right away.

j9fd3s 11-17-2003 03:09 PM

lol, what did you eat?

Jims5543 11-17-2003 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Nov 17 2003, 04:06 PM
don't you hate it when you think it's safe, you let one rip, and then someone immediately walks into your office/area? it's always best to make some excuse to leave right away.

LOL! That happened earlier. I let a real satisfying one go. The stench was almost unbearable even for me the maker of it.



My receptionist walked in moments later. There was this awkward look on her face. I knew she got a whiff but was trying not to react. LOL!!!



God! I have screwed off all day and have gotten almost nothing done. I am so unmotivated today.







** I found my problem*** I just took a giant dump and feel so much better now. I think my ass was firing off warning shots.

Baldy 11-17-2003 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Nov 17 2003, 05:14 PM
LOL! That happened earlier. I let a real satisfying one go. The stench was almost unbearable even for me the maker of it.



My receptionist walked in moments later. There was this awkward look on her face. I knew she got a whiff but was trying not to react. LOL!!!



God! I have screwed off all day and have gotten almost nothing done. I am so unmotivated today.







** I found my problem*** I just took a giant dump and feel so much better now. I think my ass was firing off warning shots.

a fart is just a turd, honking to get by.

i.didnt.do.it 11-17-2003 03:45 PM


Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Nov 17 2003, 04:21 PM
[quote name='Jims5543' date='Nov 17 2003, 05:14 PM'] LOL! That happened earlier. I let a real satisfying one go. The stench was almost unbearable even for me the maker of it.



My receptionist walked in moments later. There was this awkward look on her face. I knew she got a whiff but was trying not to react. LOL!!!



God! I have screwed off all day and have gotten almost nothing done. I am so unmotivated today.







** I found my problem*** I just took a giant dump and feel so much better now. I think my ass was firing off warning shots.

a fart is just a turd, honking to get by. [/quote]

LOL!!!



EDIT:I just ripped one as I hit the submit button...yay..

UniqueTII 11-17-2003 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Nov 17 2003, 03:06 PM
don't you hate it when you think it's safe, you let one rip, and then someone immediately walks into your office/area? it's always best to make some excuse to leave right away.

I hate it when that happens, which is every damn time.


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