well it's been a few hours since my last time longest span ever was maybe a month, other then the first 16 years until i got some



kevin

 

Bwhahahahhaha, that was hilarious. Check yourself Phins, it's all good.





HAHAHA, well it's because the entire night was filled with misconseptions and fights. So, I thought that a sex related topic would enlighten everyone to the cause of the holiday season.



SEX SELLS GWEN, SEX SELLS. - VW







Dr.Evil's submarine lair. :bigok:

 

2 months cause of crazy bitches!

 

**** living in America! :rant:



All the ***** here are crazy and you need to feed them lines of **** so they can start playing with your head and if you put up with it long enough you can **** them. And this is a "normal" relationship as far as I can see. Just weeding though all the chicks in America with fat asses and/or ugly takes some time. Why are they all so ******* fat over here? The fatty's think they are normal. Or as they say - "healthy". Whatever. If you can land one quickly then chances are they are a **** that'll do the next dude just as easily as you did them as soon as you are out of sight. I have yet to meet one that isn't thoroughly f'ed up in the head no matter how decent they seem at first. Some of them it just takes longer to find out about their issues, but they all have them. But within 24 hours of landing in Japan, if I'm looking, I can land a good girl that doesn't play head games. They're with you because they like you. Simple. No head games. They get your phone number, they'll call you. You get their number, it works all the time. No fake numbers. If they don't like you, you don't get a number or they won't accept your number. At least in my experiences. I know to avoid ho's and the club trash over there because they are usually head cases like American chicks. **** american chicks. Too much trouble to deal with.



What do you mean, I'm bitter? Things get bitter when they're burnt. :smirk:

 

Preach on brother Jerk! Preach on!



Sure I don't live in the US, the same thing applies though.



The only difference is, we've got better looking women to play head games with.

 

Oh lordy lordy! I've seen the light! Canadian (or is it Canadien to you people?) women are pretty and friendly, too. At least in Vancouver, B.C. Everytime I go there (I have yet to party there however) the women there are nice and friendly when I talk with them. It's not like talking to some Frankenstein bitches over here (Fire! Bad!) that only replies with some monosylabbic(sp?) response such as "yes" or "no" or even "ummm". I just bee-bop (yeah, I'm a dork but it's who I am) down the streets up there and they catch onto to me. They smile back and even start conversations with me. As soon as I get out of America chicks dig me.



I guess I'd have to get to know them to find out the weight of their emotional baggage. Down here they seem to have some princess complex like they're too good to be spoken to. Their baggage is usually present right away.

 

hmm 14 years i guess, havent got any yet