shes all like "im so wet i wanna ****, i want u to **** me"

driving me nuts... i gatta wait till shes ungrounded... and she dont know how long htat is

 

Tell her parents that you'll punish her and things will be all set.

 

horrible lmao

 

Whoa, I am going back to being sick, you guys are starting to worry me, the panty topic, the thinking with the wrong head, now a "****-span" topic.



I pleed the 5th on this one. I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me if read by the wrong person

 

bwahaha.

"come one, the sex wasn't that bad when we were married, was it?"

"no, but you have to remember, you were having sex a lot more often than I was."

-Liar, Liar

 

Just one question. Why is this "on a lighter note"? LOL.

 

105 Days, submerged on a submarine in the North Atlantic

 

we know u plugged some seaman dont lie

 

What's long and hard and filled with seamen?

 

yuck yuck yuck! Bigtime wold last 43 seconds on a sub before he was wrapped in EB TAPE and shoved in a Torpedo tube