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Old 02-02-2005, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Shane.Trammell' date='Feb 2 2005, 02:35 PM
I dont like girls, I'll stick to sheep, thank you very much



hey what can i say, a good fresh sheep can be very satisfying.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:07 PM
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Just make sure to get one in a non-pastie state, the full nude lapdance is the most rewarding, and wear sweatpants, your johnson will thank you later.
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I find a pair of loose gym shorts are the attire for afternoon viisits to the local gentlemans emporium
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by 89 Rag' date='Feb 2 2005, 04:07 PM
Just make sure to get one in a non-pastie state, the full nude lapdance is the most rewarding, and wear sweatpants, your johnson will thank you later.





LOL!! Sweatpants in a nudie bar?? That screams deviant!!



One of my co-workers went over to Tampa to Mars Venus (before the new laws) with his bro-in-law.



They have private booths you go into with the girls. The bro-in-law busted a nut in his pants and they had to leave after they were there for about an hour.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:20 PM
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Have at least 20 bucks. My worse experience ever was going to a titty bar at some bachelor party. I was very drunk and somehow a stripper was giving me a lap dance. So she finishes her little skank hoe down and its time for me to give her money. Well aparantly I had already spent it all on beer from the bars we went to earlier, and when I handed her the 2 dollars I had left in my lint filled pocket she went ape **** on me. Not a good feeling to have a stripper yell at you while you are slowly going unconsious from the alcohol. I had to borrow 20 bucks from a friend....******* ridiculous.
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shoulda just swiped your ATM card thru her asscrack and told her to charge it.
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:59 PM
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the best ones are the ones that suck
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Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' date='Feb 2 2005, 03:25 PM
shoulda just swiped your ATM card thru her asscrack and told her to charge it.



for some reason, that is incredibly funny.
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