Lapdance
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Joined: May 2002
Posts: 4,326
From: Richardson Texas
Originally Posted by Shane.Trammell' date='Feb 2 2005, 02:35 PM
hey what can i say, a good fresh sheep can be very satisfying.
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Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 2,934
From: Jensen Beach, FL / Sylva, NC
Originally Posted by 89 Rag' date='Feb 2 2005, 04:07 PM
Just make sure to get one in a non-pastie state, the full nude lapdance is the most rewarding, and wear sweatpants, your johnson will thank you later.
LOL!! Sweatpants in a nudie bar?? That screams deviant!!
One of my co-workers went over to Tampa to Mars Venus (before the new laws) with his bro-in-law.
They have private booths you go into with the girls. The bro-in-law busted a nut in his pants and they had to leave after they were there for about an hour.
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Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 3,346
From: Tulsa, OK
Have at least 20 bucks. My worse experience ever was going to a titty bar at some bachelor party. I was very drunk and somehow a stripper was giving me a lap dance. So she finishes her little skank hoe down and its time for me to give her money. Well aparantly I had already spent it all on beer from the bars we went to earlier, and when I handed her the 2 dollars I had left in my lint filled pocket she went ape **** on me. Not a good feeling to have a stripper yell at you while you are slowly going unconsious from the alcohol. I had to borrow 20 bucks from a friend....******* ridiculous.
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Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 464
From: Mississippi
Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' date='Feb 2 2005, 03:25 PM
for some reason, that is incredibly funny.
