Joke Time F**kers
08-20-2003, 08:18 PM
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So there's a janitor sweeping up the church one night and the priest says to him, "I'm gonna go home early tonight. Do you think that you can cover confessional until you close up?"
The janitor asks, "What should I do if some one comes in and want's to confess?" And the priest responds,"Just have them say a few Hail Mary's."
So, the priest leaves and pretty soon a beautiful blonde girl walks in to the confessional and says," Forgive me Father for I have sinned."
"What have you done my child?", says the janitor the best he could.
"I have performed a blow job and a hand job tonight."
The janitor gets flustered and quickly starts calling for the alter boy.When the boy get's there he asks him,"What does the priest usually give for a ******* and a hand job?"
The boy looks at him and replies,"Usually a soda and some candy bars."
The janitor asks, "What should I do if some one comes in and want's to confess?" And the priest responds,"Just have them say a few Hail Mary's."
So, the priest leaves and pretty soon a beautiful blonde girl walks in to the confessional and says," Forgive me Father for I have sinned."
"What have you done my child?", says the janitor the best he could.
"I have performed a blow job and a hand job tonight."
The janitor gets flustered and quickly starts calling for the alter boy.When the boy get's there he asks him,"What does the priest usually give for a ******* and a hand job?"
The boy looks at him and replies,"Usually a soda and some candy bars."
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