> El Vaquero (The Mexican Cowboy) and his Chihuahua,
> Chilito, are camping in the desert. He sets up their tent and both > are soon asleep. Some hours later, El Vaquero wakes his faithful > friend. > > "Chilito, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." > Chilito replies, "I see millions of stars, senor." > What does that tell you?" asks El Vaquero. > > Chilito ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, > it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions > of planets. > > Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, > it appears to be approximately quarter past three. Theologically, > it's evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and > insignificant. > > Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. > What does it tell you, senor?" > El Vaquero is silent for a moment, and then says, "Chilito, you > pendejo. Someone has stolen our tent!" |
a man walks into a bar....
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a penguin walks into a bar
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popes in a volkswagon!
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Aug 20 2003, 01:21 PM
a man walks into a bar....
three men walk into a bar, you'd think the third wouldn't hit it after the first two did. kevin. |
ok theres a child molester, a bishop, and a pedophile....
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Okay, so that's just one guy, right?
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yep
mike |
okay so this duck and a preist walk into a saloon and the duck says the yells hey don't touch my quackers.....i don't know where i was going with that...duck is bird
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how do you get a 1 armed pollock out of a tree?
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