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08-20-2003, 01:20 PM
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> El Vaquero (The Mexican Cowboy) and his Chihuahua,
> Chilito, are camping in the desert. He sets up their tent and both
> are soon asleep. Some hours later, El Vaquero wakes his faithful
> friend.
>
> "Chilito, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
> Chilito replies, "I see millions of stars, senor."
> What does that tell you?" asks El Vaquero.
>
> Chilito ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking,
> it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions
> of planets.
>
> Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically,
> it appears to be approximately quarter past three. Theologically,
> it's evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and
> insignificant.
>
> Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
> What does it tell you, senor?"
> El Vaquero is silent for a moment, and then says, "Chilito, you
> pendejo. Someone has stolen our tent!"
> Chilito, are camping in the desert. He sets up their tent and both
> are soon asleep. Some hours later, El Vaquero wakes his faithful
> friend.
>
> "Chilito, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
> Chilito replies, "I see millions of stars, senor."
> What does that tell you?" asks El Vaquero.
>
> Chilito ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking,
> it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions
> of planets.
>
> Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically,
> it appears to be approximately quarter past three. Theologically,
> it's evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and
> insignificant.
>
> Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
> What does it tell you, senor?"
> El Vaquero is silent for a moment, and then says, "Chilito, you
> pendejo. Someone has stolen our tent!"
