> El Vaquero (The Mexican Cowboy) and his Chihuahua,

> Chilito, are camping in the desert. He sets up their tent and both

> are soon asleep. Some hours later, El Vaquero wakes his faithful

> friend.

>

> "Chilito, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

> Chilito replies, "I see millions of stars, senor."

> What does that tell you?" asks El Vaquero.

>

> Chilito ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking,

> it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions

> of planets.

>

> Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically,

> it appears to be approximately quarter past three. Theologically,

> it's evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and

> insignificant.

>

> Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

> What does it tell you, senor?"

> El Vaquero is silent for a moment, and then says, "Chilito, you

> pendejo. Someone has stolen our tent!"

 

a man walks into a bar....

 

a penguin walks into a bar

 

popes in a volkswagon!

 

and he says ouch.



three men walk into a bar, you'd think the third wouldn't hit it after the first two did.



kevin.

 

ok theres a child molester, a bishop, and a pedophile....

 

Okay, so that's just one guy, right?

 

yep



mike

 

okay so this duck and a preist walk into a saloon and the duck says the yells hey don't touch my quackers.....i don't know where i was going with that...duck is bird

 

how do you get a 1 armed pollock out of a tree?