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Old 11-19-2002, 09:40 PM
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What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?



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Old 11-19-2002, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by 93 R1' date='Nov 19 2002, 09:40 PM
What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?



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My 5 year old brother is in a wheelchair you *******.
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Dude, its a joke. Its not meant to be serious. My 8 year old cousin is in a wheelchair too.



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Originally Posted by 93 R1' date='Nov 19 2002, 09:53 PM
Dude, its a joke. Its not meant to be serious. My 8 year old cousin is in a wheelchair too.



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Bwahahahhahaaaaaa, I can't believe that still works. Sorry man I was just messin' with you. I don't have a brother. :bigok:
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You can't tell me that that ain't some funny ****



Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the alamo?



they only had 2 cars
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Old 11-19-2002, 10:00 PM
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LOL, check this out.





https://www.nopistons.com/forums/index.php?...T&f=1&t=7905&s=
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Sticking with the gay topics going on now....



If a gay guy sent you a letter, would you tear it up?



































































At this point you should have already said "Yeah I'd tear it up."















































































Yeah....You'd tear that *** up. Homo!
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Old 11-19-2002, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by P'cola FD' date='Nov 19 2002, 10:27 PM
Sticking with the gay topics going on now....



If a gay guy sent you a letter, would you tear it up?



































































At this point you should have already said "Yeah I'd tear it up."















































































Yeah....You'd tear that *** up. Homo!
For somebody who listens to Ludacris, that was weak.







With some gasoline drawers I'll be goin to hell

Ludacris, **** like a ***** fresh out of jail!
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A guy goes to a bar where they are having a toughman contest. He askes the barkeep what he has to do to win. The bartender tells him that he has to first drink a keg of beer. Then he has to go outside where there is a rotweiler with an abscessed tooth, and pull out the tooth. Finally, he has to go upstairs where there is an 80 year old woman who has never had an orgasm, and he has to give her one.

The guy drinks the keg of beer, stands up, and stumbles out the door. Everybody hears the dog barking and growlinig. All of a sudden the dog makes the most awfull whining noise you've ever heard. A few minutes later the man stumbles back in and says, "Now where's that old lady with the abscessed tooth?"
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Originally Posted by Srce94FD' date='Nov 19 2002, 11:32 PM
For somebody who listens to Ludacris, that was weak.







With some gasoline drawers I'll be goin to hell

Ludacris, **** like a ***** fresh out of jail!
It's funny as **** when you do it in person to somebody who's all serious, though.

It's Ludacris, I pack more nutz than delta airline!
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