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Here's one! 
There were 3 brains 4 sale a black mans,asian mans and a white mans brain.The asian mans brain was $30 the white mans brain was $80 and the black mans brain was $130.This kid said why does the black mans brain cost so much?The salesman replys "because its never been used"!
There were 3 brains 4 sale a black mans,asian mans and a white mans brain.The asian mans brain was $30 the white mans brain was $80 and the black mans brain was $130.This kid said why does the black mans brain cost so much?The salesman replys "because its never been used"!
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From: DE
Originally Posted by 4RotorRocket' date='Aug 20 2003, 11:48 AM
Here's one!
There were 3 brains 4 sale a black mans,asian mans and a white mans brain.The asian mans brain was $30 the white mans brain was $80 and the black mans brain was $130.This kid said why does the black mans brain cost so much?The salesman replys "because its never been used"!
There were 3 brains 4 sale a black mans,asian mans and a white mans brain.The asian mans brain was $30 the white mans brain was $80 and the black mans brain was $130.This kid said why does the black mans brain cost so much?The salesman replys "because its never been used"!
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Originally Posted by 4RotorRocket' date='Aug 20 2003, 02:48 PM
Here's one!
There were 3 brains 4 sale a black mans,asian mans and a white mans brain.The asian mans brain was $30 the white mans brain was $80 and the black mans brain was $130.This kid said why does the black mans brain cost so much?The salesman replys "because its never been used"!
There were 3 brains 4 sale a black mans,asian mans and a white mans brain.The asian mans brain was $30 the white mans brain was $80 and the black mans brain was $130.This kid said why does the black mans brain cost so much?The salesman replys "because its never been used"!
the kid asks and the guy says.
"do you know how many black brains it took to make one functional one!?"
not a racist just trying to correct the joke
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So these three guys are driving down the road. the first two are athiest and the third doesnt believe in god. Well any way, not only were they non-christians, but they didnt know jack about the religion, so they are all on their way to the easter service to find out what this christianity s**t is all about (in the same car I might add) when this big A** bird lands in the road, so they swerve into this revine causing a firey explosion in which everyone dies. Well any way, it seems that God does exhist and Is waiting for them at the pearly gates (its saint peters day off). So God looks them up and down and says " If you can tell me what easter is all about then I will let you into heaven." well the guys are thinking this is rather harsh, we were on our way to find out, bet they decide its better than some other religious question they have no clue about, I mean they have lived through 20 some odd easters so this cant be to bad. So anyway the first athiest goes, "yeah I can handle this I remember easter from when I was a kid. It all about candy and colored eggs and stuff."
"not quite" god says and sends him down the schute to hell.
the second athiest seems remember about a bunny in the mix and thinks that must be where the first guy went wrong. so he starts up. " I know, its about the bunny man, its all about the easter bunny and he . . . "
before he could finish the cloud beneath his feet gave way and he plummeted to hell where he would stay for eaternity.
So now the last guy is really nervous. but his mind is pumpin and hes thinking back to what those flyers stuffed in his locker in grade school said, and he was remembering tiny pieces so he started tenatively.
Well, Its about your son. . .
"Yes, go on" said God
"and he died on a cross and they put him in this Tomb and in three days he came out of the Tomb. . "
"You almost have it"
well he is so close he can taste it now and he excitedly finished
"AndIfHeSeesHisShadowHeGoesBackIntoHisTombForSixMo reWeeksOfWinter!"
"
"not quite" god says and sends him down the schute to hell.
the second athiest seems remember about a bunny in the mix and thinks that must be where the first guy went wrong. so he starts up. " I know, its about the bunny man, its all about the easter bunny and he . . . "
before he could finish the cloud beneath his feet gave way and he plummeted to hell where he would stay for eaternity.
So now the last guy is really nervous. but his mind is pumpin and hes thinking back to what those flyers stuffed in his locker in grade school said, and he was remembering tiny pieces so he started tenatively.
Well, Its about your son. . .
"Yes, go on" said God
"and he died on a cross and they put him in this Tomb and in three days he came out of the Tomb. . "
"You almost have it"
well he is so close he can taste it now and he excitedly finished
"AndIfHeSeesHisShadowHeGoesBackIntoHisTombForSixMo reWeeksOfWinter!"
"
