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06-23-2006, 02:32 PM
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Subject: The Pastor's ***
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided
to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she
would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it
to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS *** FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is...
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life...
Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided
to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she
would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it
to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS *** FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is...
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life...
Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
06-28-2006, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Baldy' post='826448' date='Jun 28 2006, 09:24 AM
That's hardly a joke, more like a fable.
Perhaps. But if I put the word fable in my title, how many people would click the link? And how many would even know what it was?
If I really wanted people to read it, I guess I should have put the word Boobie in the title!
06-28-2006, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='826463' date='Jun 28 2006, 08:52 AM
Perhaps. But if I put the word fable in my title, how many people would click the link? And how many would even know what it was?
If I really wanted people to read it, I guess I should have put the word Boobie in the title!
i dont know what you just said, but fables make me horny
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