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i'm at a customer's house. fixed a router and installing xp on a machine. this is a very rich neighborhood. just saw a red ferrari testarossa cruise on by :bigthumg:
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steal the silverware!
mike |
Don't get caught beating off in the bathroom!
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I dare you to go sniff the guy's wife's panties.
Double-dog-dare you |
i could steal their dog i guess ?
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Better yet sniff his underwear!!!!
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the guy went somewhere who knows where. i'm almost done but i have to hang out until he gets back LOL
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Since your in NJ, ask if they have any ICE CREAM
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God help them if you drove your car there.
"excuse me kind folks, mind If I leave my car here and me and Judge Ito try to fix it tomoroww?" |
nope i drove the 2002 ford COMP VAN! its a beast with a triton V8 https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
i drove my FD to another customer's house i should have opened the wastegate before i got there maybe i would have gotten a better tip :bigok: |
**** his wife!
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short sheet his bed
mike |
Piss in the orange juice!
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leave pubs on the toilet seat and his pillows!
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Beat off in the mayonaise
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i like the ******* of wife idea a lot. if shes PHAT
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revarnish the floors
mike |
something tells me you have done some of that.... :squint:
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turn the pillow cases inside out!
mike |
ROFLMAO!
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**** in his sock drawer
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not me!
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Yah. Do the wife. It's a great way to get referrals.
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' date='Nov 14 2002, 01:12 PM
Yah. Do the wife. It's a great way to get referrals.
mike |
good thing i let the wolves out :twisted:
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put the flour in the sugar, and the sugar in the flour!
mike |
Loosen the tops on the salt and pepper shakers
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Refill thge ice cube trays and put pubes in each cube
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Put liquid dishsoap in the bottom of the diswasher
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stretch saran wrap over the toilets
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Can I come visit you guys anytime soon?
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reset the sprinklers!
mike |
Call and order 6 pizzas to be delivered at 8:00 PM, double anchovies
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ok i'm now scared of banzai!!!!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/blackeye.gif
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Order x-rated videos on his cable system
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call 900 numbers, The gay ones you like!
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eat his gold fish!
mike |
put shoe polish on all the phones!
mike |
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Nov 14 2002, 04:21 PM
eat his gold fish!
mike |
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