Pin this thread on his firdge

Loosen the blades in the blender and garbage disposal...

I happen to like vinegar.

Make this thread his internet explorer home page.

Switch the hot and cold leads to the washmashine

and the shaving razors

Replace the hotdogs in the fridge with Dildos

just put hundreds of dildos everywhere, then leave a note saying one is real....

Take all solid foods in the house and liquefy them in the blender. Then wrap them up and put them back.

you guys know April 1st is coming up, right?



april fools day, in case you're slow or foreign

Rewire circuits... You know, so when he turns the bedroom light on, the garage door opens....

give his daughter a dirty sanchez

Drink all their booze, then wait 15 minutes and refill the bottles naturally.

Switch the shaving cream and whipped cream labels...

jerk it into their butter

Hide the remotes for everything

And the Mayo

Go in the bathroom and sharpie the wall saying, "For a good time call ........."

draw lines on their living room floor in increments of feet and stand there behind the first line with your pants down till they get back

or mayo...or hand cream...or vaginal cream...

cut all the buttons out of the remotes, and take all the keys for the keyboard

Replace the toothpaste with Ben Gay

use tide to right demonic curses on the walls, then replace the night lights with black lights

take a **** in their chocalate ice cream

Put a live midget in the computer monitor

or their freezer

cut holes in the tops of their walls and run hoses from the sinks and other faucets and fill the walls with water

do a chalk outline of yourself like if somebody was killed in the living room

leave inflatable dolls chained to the bed

better yet chain the daughter to the bed and chain an inflatable doll to her

Put dog **** on top of the ceiling fan.... LMAO!!!!!!1

This topic has had more views than loudazzrx7's girl Melissa. HAHA

Get the inflatable dolls drunk

put tabs of acid in their food

and wire it up to spin real fast when they turn it on..

get butt-naked and stand there grabbing your crotch with a large ring on your hand proclaiming, "I see your schwarz is as big as mine."

Replace the advils with skittles..

Hang your streaked under pants in front of the house

Quick, learn to throw your voice. Then speak like you are in an old Japanese movie.

Mix and match all the blue and black socks!