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Put pinholes in all his condoms and the wifes diaphragm
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Wipe your ass with the toothbrushes
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unwrap a condom and put it under the covers on the sheets
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hide that sausage!
mike |
LMFAO, sniff the panties, Load a bunch of porn onto his PC, and then leave a note for his wife to check out the porn you left.
Pretend you're a woman and leave the husband notes for the wife to see. She'll think he's cheating. |
rearrange the living room!
mike |
make everychair super short!
mike |
Put barney labels on the X-rated video tapes and put them in the kids rooms
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Call the newspaper and advertise a HUGE garage sale for them this weekend
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trade shoes!
mike |
add an extra room on the house!
mike |
Steal all the shoelaces!
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:monkydance:
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Write Soylent Green on all the mirrors
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do a monkey dance naked throughout the house until they come home
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Put his dog in the microwave.
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Drink all his beer and leave the empties on the floor.
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put cat **** in his wifes hair dryer.
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Trip/turn off the hot water heater
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shave the dog!
mike |
Order Strip-O-Grams for later tonight
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this is too ******* funny. a lot of them are lowbrow moments
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put holes in the cheddar cheese!
mike |
Send in change of address forms to the post office
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change the locks!
mkie |
At a job a few years ago I once did a housecall. we usually didn't do them since we dealt with accounting firms, but the woman REALLY needed help printing with our software, and she was close to my house. She turned out to be a lesbian, and she was living with her "friend."
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record a new answering message!
mike |
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Nov 14 2002, 03:27 PM
shave the dog!
mike |
Put a dildo under his pillow.
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call the police tell them a wierdo is in the house!
mike |
Originally Posted by 13BAce' date='Nov 14 2002, 03:28 PM
At a job a few years ago I once did a housecall. we usually didn't do them since we dealt with accounting firms, but the woman REALLY needed help printing with our software, and she was close to my house. She turned out to be a lesbian, and she was living with her "friend."
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Switch labels on the cans of food
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saran wrap the tinfoil!
mike |
Put a "Gay Pride" sign in his front yard.
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Nov 14 2002, 02:30 PM
call the police tell them a wierdo is in the house!
mike |
Lock them out, then call the police when they get home and say someone's trespassing. Claim it's your house, shoot the "intruders," and live the rest of your life with some new stuff.
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Call a real-estate agent and list the house for sale!
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Originally Posted by 13BAce' date='Nov 14 2002, 09:28 PM
At a job a few years ago I once did a housecall. we usually didn't do them since we dealt with accounting firms, but the woman REALLY needed help printing with our software, and she was close to my house. She turned out to be a lesbian, and she was living with her "friend."
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spill vinegar all over his bed.
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Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Nov 14 2002, 01:33 PM
[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Nov 14 2002, 02:30 PM']call the police tell them a wierdo is in the house!
mike every wierdo drives a van. vosko drives a van, need i say more? mike |
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