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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 08:21 AM
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 08:32 AM
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you know what i hate, when people say something then say no pun intended....... even though they probably thought of that pun the whole day
Old Sep 25, 2003 | 09:00 AM
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those are good....
Old Sep 25, 2003 | 02:29 PM
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HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA



My kind of humour
Old Sep 25, 2003 | 05:14 PM
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conserve water..........delute it!
Old Sep 25, 2003 | 07:30 PM
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was pavlov a nobel scientist who did testing on animals??? i am trying to figure out who this guy is.
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