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banzaitoyota 09-25-2003 08:21 AM

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.



A backward poet writes inverse.



A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.



Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.



Practice safe eating - always use condiments.



Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.



A hangover is the wrath of grapes.



Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.



Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?



Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.



When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.



A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.



What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)



Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.



In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.



She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.



A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.



If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.



With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.



When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.



The man who falls into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.



You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.



Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.



He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.



Every calendar's days are numbered.



A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.



A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.



He had a photographic memory that was never developed.



A plateau is a high form of flattery.



A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.



Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.



Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.



Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.



Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.



Acupuncture is a jab well done.

FiKsE l2X SeVeN Jr 09-25-2003 08:32 AM

you know what i hate, when people say something then say no pun intended....... even though they probably thought of that pun the whole day

r_xplicit 09-25-2003 09:00 AM

those are good....

Rotarydragon 09-25-2003 02:29 PM

HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA



My kind of humour

Midnightdriver 09-25-2003 05:14 PM

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/happy.png conserve water..........delute it! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

Striker 09-25-2003 07:30 PM

was pavlov a nobel scientist who did testing on animals??? i am trying to figure out who this guy is.


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