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Old 09-25-2003, 08:21 AM
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Old 09-25-2003, 08:32 AM
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you know what i hate, when people say something then say no pun intended....... even though they probably thought of that pun the whole day
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those are good....
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Old 09-25-2003, 02:29 PM
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HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA



My kind of humour
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conserve water..........delute it!
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was pavlov a nobel scientist who did testing on animals??? i am trying to figure out who this guy is.
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