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04-14-2003, 09:38 PM
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Adult sex jokes
Adult sex quiz..
1. What doesn't belong in this list? a. Meat b. Eggs c. Wife d. *******
Answer : ******* You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a *******.
2. Why does a ***** have a hole in the end?
Answer: So men can be open minded.
3. What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
4. What do a Rubix cube and a ***** have in common?
Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
5. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
6. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
Answer: "Is it in?"
7. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
8. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
Answer: One of his fingers is clean.
9. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
10. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Adult sex quiz..
1. What doesn't belong in this list? a. Meat b. Eggs c. Wife d. *******
Answer : ******* You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a *******.
2. Why does a ***** have a hole in the end?
Answer: So men can be open minded.
3. What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
4. What do a Rubix cube and a ***** have in common?
Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
5. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
6. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
Answer: "Is it in?"
7. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
8. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
Answer: One of his fingers is clean.
9. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
10. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
04-14-2003, 09:39 PM
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Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened
to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty
and quiet. "Hello?" she cried...but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she
cried a little louder, but still no answer.... Now the female brain cell
started to feel alone and scared and yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a voice from far, far away ... "Helloooooo - we're all down
here....
to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty
and quiet. "Hello?" she cried...but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she
cried a little louder, but still no answer.... Now the female brain cell
started to feel alone and scared and yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a voice from far, far away ... "Helloooooo - we're all down
here....
04-15-2003, 08:13 AM
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11. what do you call an anirexic with a yeast infection?
quarter pounder with cheese.
12. what dose a 70 year old lady taste like?
"depends"
13. why did god give a man a dick?
cause the women were always saying 2 heads are always better then one.
quarter pounder with cheese.
12. what dose a 70 year old lady taste like?
"depends"
13. why did god give a man a dick?
cause the women were always saying 2 heads are always better then one.
04-15-2003, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by TurboSmoke' date='Apr 15 2003, 08:13 AM
11. what do you call an anirexic with a yeast infection?
quarter pounder with cheese.
12. what dose a 70 year old lady taste like?
"depends"
13. why did god give a man a dick?
cause the women were always saying 2 heads are always better then one.
quarter pounder with cheese.
12. what dose a 70 year old lady taste like?
"depends"
13. why did god give a man a dick?
cause the women were always saying 2 heads are always better then one.
04-15-2003, 08:17 PM
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1why do blonds like tilt sterring wheels
more head room
2 what happened when the girl put her underware on backwards?
she got her *** chewed
3 what dose a preist do when he is done ******* a 10 yo girl?
turns her over and pretends she is a 10 yo boy/
4. how can you tell if your femail bartender dose not like you?
there is a string hangin out of your bloody mary
5. what has wings and sucks blood?
a maxi pad
6. what do you call a 11ft urine stain?
line dancing at the local retirement home.
7. 2 condoms are walking down the street and as they pass by a gay bar one looks to the other and says "hey ya wanna go in and get **** faced?"
ill do more if more people want them
more head room
2 what happened when the girl put her underware on backwards?
she got her *** chewed
3 what dose a preist do when he is done ******* a 10 yo girl?
turns her over and pretends she is a 10 yo boy/
4. how can you tell if your femail bartender dose not like you?
there is a string hangin out of your bloody mary
5. what has wings and sucks blood?
a maxi pad
6. what do you call a 11ft urine stain?
line dancing at the local retirement home.
7. 2 condoms are walking down the street and as they pass by a gay bar one looks to the other and says "hey ya wanna go in and get **** faced?"
ill do more if more people want them
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