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Adult sex jokes
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Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened
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11. what do you call an anirexic with a yeast infection?
quarter pounder with cheese. 12. what dose a 70 year old lady taste like? "depends" 13. why did god give a man a dick? cause the women were always saying 2 heads are always better then one. |
Originally Posted by TurboSmoke' date='Apr 15 2003, 08:13 AM
11. what do you call an anirexic with a yeast infection?
quarter pounder with cheese. 12. what dose a 70 year old lady taste like? "depends" 13. why did god give a man a dick? cause the women were always saying 2 heads are always better then one. |
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