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Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could
tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a
Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small
can of blue paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you
paint one of your ***** red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's
the strangest pair of ***** I ever did see...", you hit her with the
shovel.'
Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could
tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a
Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small
can of blue paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you
paint one of your ***** red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's
the strangest pair of ***** I ever did see...", you hit her with the
shovel.'
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