G2G

Next time lift her skirt up and say A HOY MATIE!!!!! Then dive in.



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ambassador_josh

pearl divin

G2G

Me: Nice legs, when do they open?

Girl: (gives me the finger)

Me: One O'clock, thanks.



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89 Rag

So what, big deal, you struck out twice, at least you know what not to do next time. Find another little hottie and keep at it, sooner or later you'll have game like an arcade.

G2G

Act retarded, grab her *****, and yell ta tas as loud as you can.



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jackboots

On a more serious note...



If she's all busy next time, just walk by, set a note in front of her that has the name of a food vendor located somewhere in the mall written on it along with your name and cell phone #, and just keep on walkin. Go to the aforementioned food vendor and wait for her to show up. This works because you said she looks at you as much as you look at her, no? Now she's not being put on the spot or made to feel awkward, but she has her chance to talk to you with the added bonus of being able to collect her thoughts. I mean, if she's into you, she'll be there.



EDIT:



PAGE TWO, BITCHES!!!

Shane.Trammell

^^ pimp

ambassador_josh

Invite her to sit with you, then claim to "clear off a space for her to sit", and wipe your mouth with a napkin..



I could see this turning into another "im at a customers house" thread

G2G

Drop her a note that says "Men's bathroom stall four, five minutes"

Then when she walks in the stall she'll be confronted with a 400lbs sum wrestler, as he begins to ravish her, get the video camera out and video tape it. Then sell the video over the internet and pay your girlfriend to come over for an hour.



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jackboots

Trust me, I've developed my Pimping skills only by suffering many, many embarrassing defeats. Once you start thinking from the Girl's point of view, and not your peetar's point of view, talking to the ladies becomes far easier.



The fact that I'm devestatingly handsome and have a larger than average ***** doesn't hurt either, but hey...use what you got guys.