Funny Ass Sick Joke
06-27-2003, 09:04 PM
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Love that pudding!
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling
the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected
to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were
surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The
robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only
a small bowl of
vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber
said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second
safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process
continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound
sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes
contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a
quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more t
han a queasy, uncomfortably
full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling
the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected
to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were
surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The
robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only
a small bowl of
vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber
said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second
safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process
continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound
sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes
contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a
quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more t
han a queasy, uncomfortably
full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
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