I was working with a guy at UPS last night that I always joke with, so I say:



I was having sex with this older chick the other night, and after it was all over, she says: "You know, you're not nearly as good as Brandon *****>" I say, "Hey, I work with Brandon...how do you know him?" and she replies: "He's my son!"





Sure, it sounds stupid, but it gets a laugh every time. Don't forget to change the name to theirs...lol.

 

Wouldn't be a joke if I did it.

 

I hope you don't sleep with women who sleep with their children...lol.

 

Not often.





j/k

 

hahahaha...