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Love that pudding!

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which

appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling

the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected

to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were

surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The

robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only

a small bowl of

vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber

said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second

safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process

continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound

sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes

contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a

quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more t

han a queasy, uncomfortably

full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...