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04-06-2004, 02:34 AM

Srce

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FD Srce: two night ago

FD Srce: i was tossing and turning in bed

FD Srce: every time i did that

NoPistonsForums: they got cream for that

FD Srce: i would cross my legs and my nuts would hurt

FD Srce: no really

FD Srce: so when i woke up

FD Srce: i felt the sack

FD Srce: and my right nut was bigger then my left

FD Srce: like twice the size

FD Srce: it was HUGE

NoPistonsForums: whoa dude

FD Srce: and it would hurt

NoPistonsForums: u sure you shouldn't see a dr?

FD Srce: it's fine nwo

FD Srce: now*

NoPistonsForums: get it poached or something

FD Srce: i thought i'd picc to correct the problem

FD Srce: but nothing

FD Srce: then i masturbated

FD Srce: 3 times

FD Srce: and it went away

NoPistonsForums: hmm

FD Srce: i had to much ***

FD Srce: itwas epic

NoPistonsForums: maybe your distribution valve was unadjusted

NoPistonsForums: distributing too much load to one nut

FD Srce: sperm was everywhere

FD Srce: out of control

FD Srce: like a loose garden hose

NoPistonsForums: hmm

NoPistonsForums: uhh

FD Srce: yeah

NoPistonsForums: you should stop drinking soon

FD Srce: i do

FD Srce: will

FD Srce: i will

FD Srce: i wasn't drinking for like a week

FD Srce: it just happened

NoPistonsForums: i don't wnat your nut story getting out

FD Srce: i haven't gotten laid in 10 days

FD Srce: i was gonna post it

FD Srce: should i?

NoPistonsForums: yea i dunno aboput that one

FD Srce: hmm

FD Srce: maybe yr right

NoPistonsForums: lol

NoPistonsForums: I'm gonna go eat some carrots

FD Srce: i'll take a pic next time it happens

FD Srce: carrots?

NoPistonsForums: I'll be right back

NoPistonsForums: yea little orange things

FD Srce: right

FD Srce: i'm going to bed