FD Srce: two night ago
FD Srce: i was tossing and turning in bed FD Srce: every time i did that NoPistonsForums: they got cream for that FD Srce: i would cross my legs and my nuts would hurt FD Srce: no really FD Srce: so when i woke up FD Srce: i felt the sack FD Srce: and my right nut was bigger then my left FD Srce: like twice the size FD Srce: it was HUGE NoPistonsForums: whoa dude FD Srce: and it would hurt NoPistonsForums: u sure you shouldn't see a dr? FD Srce: it's fine nwo FD Srce: now* NoPistonsForums: get it poached or something FD Srce: i thought i'd picc to correct the problem FD Srce: but nothing FD Srce: then i masturbated FD Srce: 3 times FD Srce: and it went away NoPistonsForums: hmm FD Srce: i had to much cum FD Srce: itwas epic NoPistonsForums: maybe your distribution valve was unadjusted NoPistonsForums: distributing too much load to one nut FD Srce: sperm was everywhere FD Srce: out of control FD Srce: like a loose garden hose NoPistonsForums: hmm NoPistonsForums: uhh FD Srce: yeah NoPistonsForums: you should stop drinking soon FD Srce: i do FD Srce: will FD Srce: i will FD Srce: i wasn't drinking for like a week FD Srce: it just happened NoPistonsForums: i don't wnat your nut story getting out FD Srce: i haven't gotten laid in 10 days FD Srce: i was gonna post it FD Srce: should i? NoPistonsForums: yea i dunno aboput that one FD Srce: hmm FD Srce: maybe yr right NoPistonsForums: lol NoPistonsForums: I'm gonna go eat some carrots FD Srce: i'll take a pic next time it happens FD Srce: carrots? NoPistonsForums: I'll be right back NoPistonsForums: yea little orange things FD Srce: right FD Srce: i'm going to bed |
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I can't believe i just read that... I'm speechless, uh yeah funny good laugh but next time can we keep that personal.
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the van wilder dog?
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FD Srce: then i masturbated
FD Srce: 3 times FD Srce: and it went away Hahaha! |
Whoa, no more liquor for me.
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Originally Posted by Srce' date='Apr 5 2004, 11:34 PM
NoPistonsForums: I'm gonna go eat some carrots
FD Srce: carrots? NoPistonsForums: yea little orange things |
Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Apr 6 2004, 05:07 AM
the van wilder dog?
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yeah, i would never discuss my masterbation with another man. a woman yes, but not another man :pimpslap:
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