Alright lets hear them. A classic moment for myself occured a few years ago. I was out at dinner with a co-worker on business, red lobster. We are getting ready to leave and as I get up I forget that the booth we are sitting at is raised up several inches above the rest of the floor. I loose my footing and trip and fall flat on my *** after trying to scramble for something to grab, knocking **** everywhere. Couple people behind us start laughing. There was nothing I could really do, so I just said alright fellas laugh it up as I dragged my *** out of there with my tail between my legs. To this day when I eat out, I carefully inspect the booths and look for elevation changes.

 

So I was standing in line waiting to use the payphone, and the guy in front of me turns and around and who is it? Emilio Estevez! the mighty duck man himself...



..and i was like EMILIO!!!!



- Hand

 

I was sitting in class and farted REALLY loud. This was last week



I didn't get caugt though. I blamed it on the guy that was sleeping in front of me. He woke up VERY convused. Its pretty funny now.

 

bwahahaha.



i broke my arm kicking a soccer ball.

 

Explain. now.

 

one time i was eating at red lobster and this guy started falling over. then when he went to grab something he grabbed my pants and pulled them straight off and everyone started laughing at me.

 

Just thought of another one, not as embarresing but funny.



Was at a party a guy was throwing for his daughter. She was turning 16 and he was throwing a keg party, very cool dad. So I was hanging out with dad most the night grilling and checking out young highschool *** and what not. Eventually I got trashed. I went inside to get another beer or something. On my return to the grill I went to open the screen door, but was so drunk I missed the door handle, and instead of stopping I kept walking and tore the whole door out of the frame. I must of looked like frankenstein busting through the door. I felt stupid at the time, but its pretty damn funny thinking of it now.

 

my brother and i went to goodwill and bought suits, then we went sledding in said suits and i broke a rib.



i'm going sledding again this year, no jumps though

 

I was in red Lobster and this guy got up from his table anf fell on the floor. I laughed so hard lobster shot out my nose. Man, I was embarresed.

 

thats hilarious!