I was in class last week and this guy behind me farted...****** blamed it on me

 

in 7th grade i leaned over at lunch to rip a huge fart.



Well I had miscalculated and shot runny nuggets out of my ***. My friends hadnt noticed, and i stood up and calmly exited the lunchroom.



As i walked by the principal he asked me to stop and wait for the bathroom pass. I shot him a "hey **** off" look and kept going towards the bathroom. At this point I was running because I could feel the **** falling out of the boxers.



I ran into the bathroom and took off said boxershorts. I threw them in the sink and proceded to the toilet. I let out the biggest nastiest dirreah **** I have ever had in my life. I seriously filled the toilet twice, and the smell was horrible, comparable to a beer **** X 10. As i finished up I washed off my leg and *** and got up to go out. As I opened the stall door who did I see but the principal. I looked at him and said, "woops, thoes dont go there" threw away the boxers in the trash and walked back to the lunchroom.



he never uddered a word to me. I went back and told all of my friends anyways, because I thought it was hilarious.

 

YOU CHANGED YOUR AV!!!!

 

yeah i didnt even reconize the post when i was reading it lol...damn i've had that sense like 2 summers ago

 

i read your post, then i checked back in the thread again and i was likt wtf just happened!?!?

 

i was playing baseball, and at the time were did not have our uniforms yet, so i was wearing those snap up pants...BIG MISTAKE. i was playing second and the runner on first was stealing. I took one step and my glove hit the top button of my pants and down they went....man was that embarassing. All i remeber is the base umpire hitting the ground busting a nut laughing..

 

Well, again there are tons, but I'll just tell one. It was March 2001, and I had just had surgery a week prior on my left elbow and just got my cast off not long before this. A friend of mine and I went to the mall to check out girls and grab some lunch, and I was on some heavy pain meds still, so everything was realll fun. The mall was packed as usual. We went into the food court which is pretty big, and got some food at a pizza place there. We went to go sit down at a table, and I went to sit down and the chair kept sliding backwards from me from my legs pushing it, very slowly, and it kept going until I fell flat on my ***. Everyone around saw because it was loud when the chair fell over, but I just started laughing my *** off because I was so drugged up I didn't care, and my friend couldn't breathe he was laughing so hard. It's one of those things you have to see from the other side to realize how funny it was, but still every time I think of it I can't help but laugh still.

 

Back in secondary (high) school in one maths class, I needed to fart really really bad so I thought I'd let off a little one to relieve some pressure. I didn't count on the amplification capabilities of those stackable plastic chairs, and it was a little noisier than I expected - I tried my hardest not to laugh but being a kid, couldn't restrain myself - the shaking effect of the laughter somehow relaxed my sphincter muscle and all of that pent up gas was released in one explosive reverberating blast - leading to more laughter This little recap has also made me laugh out in computer class, further adding to the embarrasment .



Mark

 

thats what you get for eating at Red Lobster

 

I was a teacher aid my senior year of high school, for a sophomore biology class. It's a long room, half of it is desks and the other half is lab islands, each with a metal ring stand. The class was taking a test, so I napped at the rear of the class (90 minutes classes). Someone woke me, the teach wanted me to do something. So I stand up, head towards the lab area. My entire right leg had fallen completely asleep, no feeling whatsoever, I take one step before realizing this, and it was as if I didn't have a leg at all. I smashed into the lab island in front of me, knocking the ring stands around, making a huge scene. The class laughed, I probably laughed even harder.



I don't think I have many embarassing moments, because I laugh really hard when I get hurt in weird ways, so anyone else laughing doesn't matter.