Embarresing Moments
12-15-2004, 09:19 PM
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Alright lets hear them. A classic moment for myself occured a few years ago. I was out at dinner with a co-worker on business, red lobster. We are getting ready to leave and as I get up I forget that the booth we are sitting at is raised up several inches above the rest of the floor. I loose my footing and trip and fall flat on my *** after trying to scramble for something to grab, knocking **** everywhere. Couple people behind us start laughing. There was nothing I could really do, so I just said alright fellas laugh it up as I dragged my *** out of there with my tail between my legs. To this day when I eat out, I carefully inspect the booths and look for elevation changes.
12-15-2004, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Eric Happy Meal' date='Dec 15 2004, 07:22 PM
Explain. now.
12-15-2004, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by spaceman Spiff' date='Dec 15 2004, 07:58 PM
one time i was eating at red lobster and this guy started falling over. then when he went to grab something he grabbed my pants and pulled them straight off and everyone started laughing at me.
Just thought of another one, not as embarresing but funny.
Was at a party a guy was throwing for his daughter. She was turning 16 and he was throwing a keg party, very cool dad. So I was hanging out with dad most the night grilling and checking out young highschool *** and what not. Eventually I got trashed. I went inside to get another beer or something. On my return to the grill I went to open the screen door, but was so drunk I missed the door handle, and instead of stopping I kept walking and tore the whole door out of the frame. I must of looked like frankenstein busting through the door. I felt stupid at the time, but its pretty damn funny thinking of it now.
12-15-2004, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Dec 15 2004, 08:03 PM
Just thought of another one, not as embarresing but funny.
Was at a party a guy was throwing for his daughter. She was turning 16 and he was throwing a keg party, very cool dad. So I was hanging out with dad most the night grilling and checking out young highschool *** and what not. Eventually I got trashed. I went inside to get another beer or something. On my return to the grill I went to open the screen door, but was so drunk I missed the door handle, and instead of stopping I kept walking and tore the whole door out of the frame. I must of looked like frankenstein busting through the door. I felt stupid at the time, but its pretty damn funny thinking of it now.
thats hilarious!