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Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute

blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.



"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if

you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's

talk."



The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and

says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear

power?"



"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But

let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat

the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow

turns out flat patties, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do

you suppose that is?"



The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."



"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel

qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?"

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