Breaking up
12-28-2005, 06:01 PM
#11
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Tell him if he does get out Chuck Norris is going to roundhouse kick him in the face and impregnate him.
Seriously, tell him to get the **** out, he smells, is late on the rent, does not clean, and will not give you ANY head. Tell him he has 45 days to find a new place.
Seriously, tell him to get the **** out, he smells, is late on the rent, does not clean, and will not give you ANY head. Tell him he has 45 days to find a new place.
12-28-2005, 07:09 PM
#13
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='790373' date='Dec 28 2005, 04:17 PM
go into his room naked and try to have sex with him
either he will leave or everything will get better
do like a girl set him up so that it looks like he did something wrong to **** you off a say its over!
When you really want out I doubt it will be nice...sorry and goodluck.
12-28-2005, 10:53 PM
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Steve, just kick Matt out, jesus. I'd have done it for you in August, you should have told me. Who are you wanting to move in? Sounds a bit like Jeremy? My advice:
Make up some bullshit so you dont hurt his feelings, cause IMO hes a good guy, just not a good roomate for you. Say your sister has an abusive ex-b/f etc who is stalking her and needs a place to be safe. Tell him your sorry blah blah blah but family comes first.
My 2cents.
Make up some bullshit so you dont hurt his feelings, cause IMO hes a good guy, just not a good roomate for you. Say your sister has an abusive ex-b/f etc who is stalking her and needs a place to be safe. Tell him your sorry blah blah blah but family comes first.
My 2cents.
12-29-2005, 09:00 AM
#19
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Originally Posted by sweet7' post='790457' date='Dec 28 2005, 09:53 PM
Steve, just kick Matt out, jesus. I'd have done it for you in August, you should have told me. Who are you wanting to move in? Sounds a bit like Jeremy? My advice:
Make up some bullshit so you dont hurt his feelings, cause IMO hes a good guy, just not a good roomate for you. Say your sister has an abusive ex-b/f etc who is stalking her and needs a place to be safe. Tell him your sorry blah blah blah but family comes first.
My 2cents.
12-29-2005, 09:12 AM
#20
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just ask him to leave, tell him you dont want a roomate anymore, when jeremy is seen there give him the ole "he had no where else to go, its only temporary"
or just shove him in a suitcase
or just shove him in a suitcase