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01-31-2005, 07:19 AM
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There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke! "Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask. "Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, than neither will I."
01-31-2005, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Jan 31 2005, 02:19 PM
There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke! "Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask. "Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, than neither will I."
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01-31-2005, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by drunkin_idiot' date='Jan 31 2005, 11:27 AM
No no no....Guiness is teh greatness.
It's like a meal in a glass!
"Who wants a slice of beer?"
Know what's REALLY good?
1554 from the New Belgium Brewing Co.
Also try Arrogant Bastard Ale......if you think you're worthy.
01-31-2005, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Jan 31 2005, 07:08 PM
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01-31-2005, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by inanimate_object' date='Jan 31 2005, 01:34 PM
That sounds nasty - do you get Smithwichs over there? REAL Ale. It's also brewed less than a mile from where I live.
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You're from the GB area, no?
You ought to appreciate an ale that is darker than the heart of Satan himself.
ARROGANT BASTARD ALE > ALL OF YOU PUSSIES
01-31-2005, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by inanimate_object' date='Jan 31 2005, 02:34 PM
That sounds nasty - do you get Smithwichs over there? REAL Ale. It's also brewed less than a mile from where I live.
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01-31-2005, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Jan 31 2005, 11:08 AM
01-31-2005, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Jan 31 2005, 09:08 PM
You're from the GB area, no?
You ought to appreciate an ale that is darker than the heart of Satan himself.
ARROGANT BASTARD ALE > ALL OF YOU PUSSIES
You ought to appreciate an ale that is darker than the heart of Satan himself.
ARROGANT BASTARD ALE > ALL OF YOU PUSSIES
Originally Posted by treceb' date='Jan 31 2005, 09:21 PM
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