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banzaitoyota 01-31-2005 07:19 AM

There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke! "Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask. "Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, than neither will I."

inanimate_object 01-31-2005 07:40 AM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Jan 31 2005, 02:19 PM
There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke! "Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask. "Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, than neither will I."


That's a good one https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png BTW Guinness is stout not beer.



Mark

drunkin_idiot 01-31-2005 11:27 AM

Guiness id ******* gross, the **** is oil with 120k miles on it.

jackboots 01-31-2005 12:08 PM


Originally Posted by drunkin_idiot' date='Jan 31 2005, 11:27 AM
Guiness id ******* gross, the **** is oil with 120k miles on it.




No no no....Guiness is teh greatness.

It's like a meal in a glass!



"Who wants a slice of beer?"



Know what's REALLY good?



1554 from the New Belgium Brewing Co.



Also try Arrogant Bastard Ale......if you think you're worthy.

l8t apex 01-31-2005 01:04 PM

kirin's itchy *****........I mean Ichiban dry*cough*

inanimate_object 01-31-2005 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Jan 31 2005, 07:08 PM
Also try Arrogant Bastard Ale......if you think you're worthy.


That sounds nasty - do you get Smithwichs over there? REAL Ale. It's also brewed less than a mile from where I live.



Mark

jackboots 01-31-2005 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by inanimate_object' date='Jan 31 2005, 01:34 PM
That sounds nasty - do you get Smithwichs over there? REAL Ale. It's also brewed less than a mile from where I live.



Mark




You're from the GB area, no?



You ought to appreciate an ale that is darker than the heart of Satan himself.



ARROGANT BASTARD ALE > ALL OF YOU PUSSIES



http://www.arrogantbastard.com/images/intro.gif

treceb 01-31-2005 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by inanimate_object' date='Jan 31 2005, 02:34 PM
That sounds nasty - do you get Smithwichs over there? REAL Ale. It's also brewed less than a mile from where I live.



Mark


smithwicks is like fake guinness...

drunkin_idiot 01-31-2005 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Jan 31 2005, 11:08 AM
Also try Arrogant Bastard Ale......if you think you're worthy.


My friend shawn was drinking 32oz's of those for new years, it was ok, not my kinda taste though.

inanimate_object 01-31-2005 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Jan 31 2005, 09:08 PM
You're from the GB area, no?



You ought to appreciate an ale that is darker than the heart of Satan himself.



ARROGANT BASTARD ALE > ALL OF YOU PUSSIES



http://www.arrogantbastard.com/images/intro.gif


Yeah it sure looks tasteful and sophisticated. Everyone knows the best drink in the world comes from Europe. Everyone in Europe knows the best drink comes from Ireland. Everyone in IRELAND knows that the best ale is Smithwicks. Did I mention I'm from <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>IRELAND</span>?




Originally Posted by treceb' date='Jan 31 2005, 09:21 PM
smithwicks is like fake guinness...


Smithwicks is ALE, Guinness is STOUT. Like comparing chalk and cheese.



Mark


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