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banzaitoyota 01-31-2005 07:19 AM

There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke! "Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask. "Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, than neither will I."

inanimate_object 01-31-2005 07:40 AM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Jan 31 2005, 02:19 PM
There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke! "Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask. "Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, than neither will I."


That's a good one https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png BTW Guinness is stout not beer.



Mark

drunkin_idiot 01-31-2005 11:27 AM

Guiness id ******* gross, the **** is oil with 120k miles on it.

jackboots 01-31-2005 12:08 PM


Originally Posted by drunkin_idiot' date='Jan 31 2005, 11:27 AM
Guiness id ******* gross, the **** is oil with 120k miles on it.




No no no....Guiness is teh greatness.

It's like a meal in a glass!



"Who wants a slice of beer?"



Know what's REALLY good?



1554 from the New Belgium Brewing Co.



Also try Arrogant Bastard Ale......if you think you're worthy.

l8t apex 01-31-2005 01:04 PM

kirin's itchy *****........I mean Ichiban dry*cough*

inanimate_object 01-31-2005 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Jan 31 2005, 07:08 PM
Also try Arrogant Bastard Ale......if you think you're worthy.


That sounds nasty - do you get Smithwichs over there? REAL Ale. It's also brewed less than a mile from where I live.



Mark

jackboots 01-31-2005 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by inanimate_object' date='Jan 31 2005, 01:34 PM
That sounds nasty - do you get Smithwichs over there? REAL Ale. It's also brewed less than a mile from where I live.



Mark




You're from the GB area, no?



You ought to appreciate an ale that is darker than the heart of Satan himself.



ARROGANT BASTARD ALE > ALL OF YOU PUSSIES



http://www.arrogantbastard.com/images/intro.gif

treceb 01-31-2005 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by inanimate_object' date='Jan 31 2005, 02:34 PM
That sounds nasty - do you get Smithwichs over there? REAL Ale. It's also brewed less than a mile from where I live.



Mark


smithwicks is like fake guinness...

drunkin_idiot 01-31-2005 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Jan 31 2005, 11:08 AM
Also try Arrogant Bastard Ale......if you think you're worthy.


My friend shawn was drinking 32oz's of those for new years, it was ok, not my kinda taste though.

inanimate_object 01-31-2005 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Jan 31 2005, 09:08 PM
You're from the GB area, no?



You ought to appreciate an ale that is darker than the heart of Satan himself.



ARROGANT BASTARD ALE > ALL OF YOU PUSSIES



http://www.arrogantbastard.com/images/intro.gif


Yeah it sure looks tasteful and sophisticated. Everyone knows the best drink in the world comes from Europe. Everyone in Europe knows the best drink comes from Ireland. Everyone in IRELAND knows that the best ale is Smithwicks. Did I mention I'm from <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>IRELAND</span>?




Originally Posted by treceb' date='Jan 31 2005, 09:21 PM
smithwicks is like fake guinness...


Smithwicks is ALE, Guinness is STOUT. Like comparing chalk and cheese.



Mark

drunkin_idiot 01-31-2005 04:20 PM

:edit:

Ireland is not the only country known for beer, there is Germany and Holland.

inanimate_object 01-31-2005 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by drunkin_idiot' date='Jan 31 2005, 11:19 PM
:edit:

Ireland is not the only country known for beer, there is Germany and Holland.


I never said they weren't, i just said Ireland produces better stuff https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif.



Mark

SoniX 01-31-2005 04:45 PM

meh, I want to get my hands on a bottle of Double Bastard, Can't get them here in FL though, I am very fond of a good belgian dark ale myself, Augustine, Gulden Draak, and the occasional Harviestouns Old Engine Oil. I am big on the desert beers.

l8t apex 01-31-2005 04:54 PM

New Orlean stuff....

http://www.abita.com/brew/fallfest.html

tons of flavors...

defprun 01-31-2005 06:14 PM

canadian/corona = teh drinking in mass quanitites beerzors!

Srce 01-31-2005 06:33 PM

Double Bastard

venomrx7 01-31-2005 06:53 PM


Originally Posted by l8t apex' date='Jan 31 2005, 02:53 PM
New Orlean stuff....

http://www.abita.com/brew/fallfest.html

tons of flavors...




I think I've had that before.



theres a place down in one of the casinos on the Mississippi coast that brews its own beer in house.



the best is to go down when they're cleaning out the brewry and get the bottom of the barrell stuff. i have a friend that works down there, he lets me know when they do that.

treceb 02-01-2005 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by inanimate_object' date='Jan 31 2005, 05:17 PM
Yeah it sure looks tasteful and sophisticated. Everyone knows the best drink in the world comes from Europe. Everyone in Europe knows the best drink comes from Ireland. Everyone in IRELAND knows that the best ale is Smithwicks. Did I mention I'm from <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>IRELAND</span>?

Smithwicks is ALE, Guinness is STOUT. Like comparing chalk and cheese.



Mark


thought was a lower grade stout. never had it, just saw it on tap locally. but since its an ale, ill go this week and give it a try. not a big fan of stouts....didnt mean to get you all worked up.



whats your opinion of killians then?

inanimate_object 02-01-2005 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by treceb' date='Feb 1 2005, 09:31 PM
thought was a lower grade stout. never had it, just saw it on tap locally. but since its an ale, ill go this week and give it a try. not a big fan of stouts....didnt mean to get you all worked up.



whats your opinion of killians then?


Lol don't worry about it, Killians? I think I've heard the name but never seen it.



Mark

Sinful7 02-01-2005 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by inanimate_object' date='Feb 1 2005, 02:49 PM
Lol don't worry about it, Killians? I think I've heard the name but never seen it.



Mark


Killian's Irish Red.. I don't know if that's actually an Irish beer,,

inanimate_object 02-01-2005 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Feb 1 2005, 11:03 PM
Killian's Irish Red.. I don't know if that's actually an Irish beer,,


I had a quick look on the website - it's about as Irish as Bill Cosby - it's brewed by Coors. There may be nothing wrong with it for all I know though.



Mark

venomrx7 02-01-2005 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Feb 1 2005, 02:03 PM
Killian's Irish Red.. I don't know if that's actually an Irish beer,,






not really irish.... thats like water compared to real irish stuff.


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